WITHOUT ME
to the tune of WITHOUT ME, by Eminem
(as sung by the One Ring)

Wednesday, February 5, 2003 by Donald Shepherd

Two naive Hobbits are trying to hide,
Trying to hide, trying to hide..
Two naive Hobbits are trying to hide,
Trying to hide, trying to hide..

Guess who's back, back again
The One Ring's back, a Dark Lord ends
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back. Guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back

I created a monster, acos nobody wants to
See a Necro no more they want Sauron
I'm on your ring finger
Well if you want Sauron, then this is what I'll give ya
Some power dreams while I'll be corrupting ya
Some mission that'll get me to Sauron quicker
Then a shock when I get ditched at the Mount of Doom
By Gollum when I'm not cooperating
When he's biting the finger while he's adulating "Hey"
You waited this long now stop debating
Acos I'm back, I'm on the finger and invisiblating
You know that Frodo's got me Galadriel (sp?)
But your husband's intelligence is debilating (sp?)
So the Hobbits they won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to cast me in on Mount Doom-ie
But it feels so empty without me
If it wasn't for Gollum with blood on his lip
I'd still be here, Frodo was gonna commit
And get ready, cause I'm about to get heavy
I'm just dragging you down, thing's are going to get heady

Now this looks like a mob for me
Acos everybody just desires me
Acos we need a little controversy
Acos life feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a mob for me
Acos everybody just desires me
Acos we need a little controversy
Acos life feels so empty without me

Little minions Orcs feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their podpals still listen to Elveses
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and they start to twitch
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel Uruk-hai
So rebel and trask and make him die
But for the fact that Frodo's got Sam saving his ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For him to become so much like my Master you ask of me?
Well I'm back (batman sound) indulge your megalomaniac urges
As your feeling of personal power surges
Comes up under your skin like a splinter
The centre of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since mithril
Corrupting you mortals with consummate (sp?) skill
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
There's my influence everyone wants me
A nuisance, who sent, Sauron sent for me?

Now this looks like a mob for me
Acos everybody just desires me
Acos we need a little controversy
Acos life feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a mob for me
Acos everybody just desires me
Acos we need a little controversy
Acos life feels so empty without me