WEREWOLVES OF ANGBAND
to the tune of WEREWOLF IN LONDON, by Warren Zevon
(as sung by Thingol, King of Doriath)

Thursday, 13 February 2003 by Michael Cole

I saw a werewolf with a Silmaril in his mouth
Running through the valleys of Beleriand in the rain
He was looking for a place called Menegroth
Going to get himself a big dish of elf chow mein
Werewolves of Angband

If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Thingol's messengers got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of Angband again
Werewolves of Angband

He's the hairy-coated wolf who ran amuck in Doriath
Lately he's been overseen by Mablung
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your heart out, Beren
I'd like to meet his creator
Werewolves of Angband

Well, I saw Luthien walking with Melian
Doing the Werewolves of Angband
I saw Beren and  Luthien walking with Melian
Doing the Werewolves of Angband
I saw Carcharoth drinking at the Esgalduin falls
Huan's death was worth it
Werewolves of Angband
Draw blood