SAURON IS DEAD
by the Smiths

by Pradera

I don't bless them
Farewell to the Dagorlad marshes 
Hemmed in like Boromir between archers 
His very Gloomness with an Eye in the sling
I'm truly sorry - but it looks like a wonderful thing 

I said Sam, don't you ever dream 
To appear in the front of Bywater Inn
Dressed in a veil made of whipped cream? 
Oh ... 
And so, I checked all the known genealogical facts 
And I was shocked into shame to discover 
How I'm the 3rd direct descendant 
Of some Old Took or other 

Oh, has the world changed, or have I changed ? 
Oh has the world changed, or have I changed ? 

Some elven chick she said to me
"I swear I see
I swear I hear it in the water"
Oh...

So I broke into the Mt. Doom
With Sam and some guy named Gollum
He said "I don't know you, why d'you have the Ring?"
I said "I got it from my crazy uncle Bilbo"

We can go for a walk where it's quiet and wet 
And talk about Precious Rings
But when you're fighting with temptation 
No-one talks about castration
Oh ... 

We can go for a walk where it's quiet and wet 
And talk about Precious Rings 
Like love and law and poverty 
Oh, these aren't the things that kill me 

We can go for a walk where it's quiet and wer 
And talk about Precious Rings 
But the wind that goes through my hair ...
Oh, these are the things that kill me 

Past the fumes that give you sour throat
And the orcs who'll snatch your mailcoat
Sauron is dead, Sam 
And it's so lonely on this hill 
Fumes and smoke that make your head bloat
And those orcs, all they want is your mailcoat
Sauron is dead, Sam 
And it's so lonely on this hill

Life is very long when you're lonely...