RING-BEARER to the tune of NIGHT FEVER, by the Bee Gees Saturday, 11 January 2003 by David Salo Listen to the elves Say why they don't go themselves There is something here that smells I can feel it Cause I've got a magic ring And it wants to do its thing And that man who would be king Wants to steal it And that Red Eye of Sauron It shines through the night Controlling my mind and my soul When I reach for my precious And the feeling is right I'm a Ring-bearer, Ring-bearer I know how to use it I'm a Ring-bearer, Ring-bearer Never gonna lose it Here I am Ready to be lord of the earth Orkish armies marching in line Taking the land Making it mine! Ring-bearer, Ring-bearer I know how to use it Ring-bearer, Ring-bearer Never gonna lose it In the fires of Mount Doom Not a chance that I'll forsake you There's no taste, there's no sound that can free me I got stronger in my will I got fire in my wheel And I'm naked in the dark Where you can see me And that Red Eye of Sauron It shines through the night Controlling my mind and my soul When I reach for my precious And the feeling is right Then I'm a Ring-bearer, Ring-bearer Now's my time to use it I'm a Ring-bearer, Ring-bearer Never gonna lose it Here I am Ready to be lord of the earth Orkish armies marching in line Taking the land Making it mine! I'm a Ring-bearer, Ring-bearer I know how to use it I'm a Ring-bearer, Ring-bearer Never gonna lose it...