I FALASSIONI to the tune of SURFING U.S.A. by The Beach Boys by David Salo If everybody had an ocean Across Ossiriand Then everybody'd be surfing Like West Beleriand You'd see 'em wearin' their tunics Jeweled fillets, too A bushy, bushy blond Vanya Surfin' on the strand You'd catch 'em surfin' at the Forlond Ethir Anduin Edhellond and Amroth By Baranduin All over Belfalas And down the long Langstrand Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' on the strand We'll all be planning out a route We're gonna take today We're waxin' down our surfboards Can't wait for Na-ri-e We'll all be gone for the summer Goodby to Lorinand Tell the Wizards we're surfin' Surfin' on the strand. At Sirion's Havens And down at Eglamar All over the Falas Way up to Vinyamar Throughout Alqualonde And over all Elfland Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' on the strand.