FLY, YOU FOOLS to the tune of CHAIN OF FOOLS, performed by Aretha Franklin (As sung by Gandalf to the Fellowship and the Balrog of Moria) Saturday, January 8, 2000 by William H. Hsu CHORUS: Fly, fly, fly (Fly, fly, fly) Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly Fly, you fools! For two thousand years I've been Gandalf the Grey But it looks now As if I might go away We're dashing through the tunnels We're running from Balin's tomb In Moria, Oh, in Khazad-Dum Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly Fly, you fools! This Balrog's Got shadowy wings And it lives down there With those nameless things Elessar cries "He can't stand alone!" Ol' Gimli's stuck like a stone Legolas looks pretty queasy But you cannot pass, flame of Udun I'm gonna hew ya (CHORUS) One of these moments This bridge is gonna break And it won't be pretty So get going, for Eru's sake Oh, yeah! (CHORUS)