GREEDY TACKY PEOPLE
to the tune of SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE by R.E.M.
(as sung by an insane elf of Nargothrond, trapped in Angband)

Sunday December 31, 2006 by William H. Hsu 

Greedy tacky people shopping
Hacking through the crowd
Urchins urchins
Spend your gold around

Ready, ready?

Hang around the town
Getting ready
Divin' underground
Where the monsters go
Gold and mithril mine

(CHORUS)
Greedy tacky people in Angband
Greedy tacky people in Angband
Spellbooks, wands, and potions stacking

Uniques all around, kill them, kill them
Watch out for those hounds
Hug the corners
Take cover or die

Treasure, treasure

Put it in your home
With your awesome finds
Sting and Ringil shine

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Hey, here we go!

(REPEAT CHORUS 4x)