LORD OF THE RINGS
to the tune of KING OF THE ROAD
Performed by Roger Miller
(As sung by Sauron, in the Second Age)

Sunday, April 16, 2000 by William H. Hsu

Three for my Elven friends
Nine for those noble Men
And for old Dwarvish hands
I've got Seven bright golden bands
And now that all my work is done
For myself I've kept only One
I'm the King of Gifts, catch my drift?
Lord of the Rings!

From Hollin to Rivendell
The Eldar don't feel so well
I've got a dead Noldo as my flag
And a lot more in body bags
It takes long years of breeding orcs
'Cause my trolls are such stupid dorks
I've a Lidless Eye, my oh my!
Lord of the Rings!