RING DAMAGE
to the tune of BRAIN DAMAGE
Performed by Pink Floyd
(As sung by Khamul the Shadow of the East, to the defenders of Minas Tirith)

Saturday, April 15, 2000 by William H. Hsu

The lunatic is in his tow'r
The lunatic has got no pow'r
He's wrestling with the Master of Despair
And people who succeed at it are rare

The lunatic is in Gondor
The lunatics can't fight no more
The orcs are streaming out through Minas Morgul's gates
To crush the people that we love to hate

And if Osgiliath falls many days too soon
And no help rides down from the northern marches
And if some heads fly o'er the Rammas Echor too
I'll drown you in the Cold Dark Sea of Rhun

The lunatic says you're all dead
The lunatic is blazing red
You raise the blade, you win the day
But slowly, surely, victory slips away

You seem quite fey
As well you ought to be
You've killed the Nazgul Lord
Glad it's not me!

And on the Slag Hills, outclassed ten to one
A great dark cloud blots out the sun
Now that you've finally met your certain doom
We'll drown you in the Cold Dark Sea of Rhun

"I can't think of anything to say except...
 I think it's ridiculous!
 Ha, ha, ha!"