ROCK AT SIX O'CLOCK
to the tune of ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK
Performed by Bill Haley and His Comets
As sung by (a voice that sounded like) Bill the Stone Troll

Monday, April 3, 2000 by William H. Hsu

(Ever wonder how Gandalf REALLY got those guys to stick around until the sun
 came out?)

One, two, three dwarves, four dwarves, crock
Five, six, seven dwarves, eight dwarves, crock
Nine, ten, eleven dwarves, twelve dwarves, crock
We're gonna put... 'em in... the crock tonight!

Grab the last dwarf, Tom, and can it, Bert
When the sun comes out it's gonna hurt
We'll turn to rock, oh what a tragic sight
We'll turn to rock, rock, rock, by the first day light,
We'll turn to rock, turn to rock, to solid rock, that's right!

When the clock strikes two, and three, and four,
If you don't shut up I'll give you what for
We'll turn to rock, oh what a foolish sight
We'll turn to rock, rock, rock, by the mornin' light,
We'll turn to rock, turn to rock, at six o'clock, that's right!

When the chimes ring five, and six, and seven,
We'll be up in Stone Troll Heav'n,
We'll turn to rock, oh what a silly sight
We'll turn to rock, rock, rock, by the cold grey light,
We'll turn to rock, turn to rock, to three big rocks, that's right!

When it's eight, nine, ten, eleven too
You've got to pick a pocket or two (oops, sorry)
We'll turn to rock, oh what a funny sight
We'll turn to rock, rock, rock, by the dawn's first light,
We'll turn to rock, turn to rock, to sitting rocks, that's right!

When the clock strikes twelve, we'll be no more
There'll be just thirteen uncooked dwarves
We'll turn to rock, what a hilarious sight
We'll turn to rock, rock, rock, in the bright sunlight
We'll turn to rock, turn to rock, to solid rock, that's right!