HALF A NAZGUL
by the Smiths

by Pradera

Call me morbid, call me pale 
I've spent six months on your trail 
Six damn months
On your trail 
Call me morbid, call me pale 
I've spent six months on your trail 
Half a year of my 'life' on your trail 

Now that you have five seconds to spare 
Then I'll tell you the story of my 'life' : 
I was one of the Nine
I went to Mordor and I 
I booked myself in at the Y.B.N.W.A 
I said : "I like it here - can I stay ? 
I like it here - can I stay ? 
Do you have a vacancy 
For a Ring-weilder?"

I was turned into a Nazgul
And my subjects were not so cool
They said: "In the days when we could
actually see you
We respected you"

Now that you have five seconds to spare 
Then I'll tell you the story of my 'life' : 
I was one of the Nine
I went to Mordor and I 
I booked myself in at the Y.B.N.W.A 
I said : "I like it here - can I stay ? 
I like it here - can I stay ? 
Do you have a vacancy 
For a Ring-weilder?"

Call me morbid, call me pale 
I've spent too long on your trail 
Far too long 
Chasing your tail 
Oh ...