GOLLUM'S LITTLE HELPER
by Raven (Jon Lennart Beck)

Tune: Mother's Little Helper, Rolling Stones.

What a drag it is getting old.

"Rings are different today,"
I hear ev'ry Istar say
Gollum needs something today to calm him down
And though he's not really king
There's a little yellow Ring
He goes running for the mountain with a Maia's little fountain
And it helps him with his strife, gets him through his busy life.

"Rings are different today,"
I hear ev'ry goblin say
Hunting fresh Orc for my belly's just a drag
So he cheats a Hobbit lost
But didn't realize the cost
He goes running for the mountain with a Maia's little fountain
And it helps him with his strife, gets him through his busy life.

Sauron, please, one more of these
Outside the door, he stole eight more
What a drag it is getting old.

"Men just aren't the same today,"
We hear ev'ry Precious ssay
They jusst don't appreciate that we gets tired
They're so hard to satisfy. You can tranquilise your mind
So go running for the mountain with a Maia's little fountain
And It helps uss through the night, helps to minimissse our plight.

Sauron, please, one more of these
Outside the door, he stole eight more
What a drag it is getting old.

"Life's just much too hard today,"
We hear alwayss oursselfs say
The purssuit of happiness just seemss in vain
If I keeps It one more day, I will jusst become Itss prey
No more running to the mountain with a Maia's golden fountain
It just helped uss on our way to our sstretched-out dying day.