ERRANTRY (HAVE A NICE AGE)
To the tune of "Have A Nice Day"
Estel, to Elrond
Saturday, December 31, 2005 by Banazir the Jedi Hobbit

Why you wanna tell me how to spend my years?
Who are you to tell me I ain't got the ears?
Ada, can you hear me?  Can't you understand?
Is fifty years the difference between a boy and a man?
My daddy was a knight, it's just what he had to do
Sacrificed his life to prove himself to you

CHORUS:
Oh, if there one hope every evenin'
That my dreams all bring
It's that I won't be some mere chieftain
I'm gonna be the king!
Shining like an Elfstone, striding to the fight
Lopping off their heads, I show the uruks my might
When the elves get in my way
I say: have a nice Age
Have a nice Age

Take a look around and tell me where to seek
Yeah, Rivendell's a "homely house" if you think "men are weak"
Ask your elves to look and tell me what they see
(Those who have been brave enough to march with me)
I've gone south to Gondor, served with Fengel's son,
Looking for a kingdom
That they'll let me run

(REPEAT CHORUS)

(GUITAR SOLO)

(REPEAT CHORUS)
Have a nice Age
Have a nice Age
Have a nice Age
Have a nice Age

Well the Dark Lord's trying to cap my ass
I'm gonna draw my sword, gonna act my class
Well I say, have a nice age
Have a nice Age
Have a nice Age