FINDING THE MASTER RING
to the tune of BUILDING A MYSTERY by Sarah MacLachlan
(Sauron, to the Nazgul)

Monday, December 6, 1999 by William H. Hsu

You come out at night
That's when the Uruk-Hai come
And fell beasts take flight
And my vampires roam

You put on jet-black robes
And your runed Morgul blades
And you hunt for a ring I lost
Before Gandalf came

You're finding the master ring...

You hiss and you lurch
And you shun all light and fire
But you won't give up the search
For the thief from the Shire

You wield the Nine Rings of Power
And the Black Breath against enemies
Can you look at my Tower
Without my Shadow putting you on your knees?

You're invisible
With a sword and a crown
And you're so careful
Running Baggins down...

CHORUS:
Cause you're workin'
Finding the master ring
All of them
To me you'll bring
Yeah, you're workin'
Finding the master ring
'Cause you're just my underlings

You ride forth, screaming loud
Your cries in a secret tongue
You feed on their fears
And torture their ears

Oh, you'll bring them to Mordor
With my rule-them-all Ring
But first you must seek for
That accursed halfling

You're invisible
You're mortal men doomed to die
You're setting traps from
Which they cannot fly...

(CHORUS)
(INTERLUDE)
(REPEAT CHORUS)
(REPEAT CHORUS)

You're finding the master ring...