HEAT IT
to the tune of BEAT IT, performed by Michael Jackson
(as sung by Gandalf, to Frodo)

Monday, January 17, 2000 by William H. Hsu

I'll bet you weren't expecting
Me in the Shire
Now give me Bilbo's ring
I'll toss it in the fire
You probably think I'm nuts
But the situation's dire
So heat it, just heat it...

You look alarmed
Got to do what you can
You feel you've got to save
Your Precious golden band
But it's not going to melt
Wouldn't even burn your hand
So heat it, just heat it...

Just heat it (heat it)!
Heat it (heat it)!
Grab it with the tongs and read it!
Don't be fooled by the
Fancy Tengwar
This ring was made by
Ol' "Annatar"

Just heat it (heat it)!
Just heat it (heat it)...
Just heat it (heat it)!
Just heat it (heat it)...

I'm going to get some help
'Cause we know its the One
I think I'll pay a visit
To old Saruman
I don't suppose you'd think
A trip to Mordor any fun?
To heat it, just heat it...

Just heat it (heat it)!
Heat it (heat it)!
Then our task will be completed!
But it won't melt
Inside a dragon
Even Tamf here
Or Ancalagon

Just heat it, heat it
heat it, heat it, heat it...
Just heat it, heat it
heat it, heat it, heat it...

You'll have to bear the ring
Even when you feel weak
You'll have to take it south
To Orodruin's peak
Just try to keep your head
When you hear it start to speak
And heat it, just heat it...

(REPEAT TO FADE)
Just heat it (heat it)!
Heat it (heat it)!
Then your quest will be completed!
If you see Gollum
Show some mercy
You never know
He might be handy...