I'D LIKE TO MAKE THE WORLD A RING
to the tune of I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING by Roquel "Billy" Davis,
   Roger John Reginald Greenaway, Roger F. Cook, and William M. Backer
Performed by The New Seekers
(as sung by Sauron)

Saturday, January 8, 2000 by William H. Hsu

[This song was performed by the New Seekers
   http://www.geocities.com/holidaysfun/teachworld.html
 and first made famous as a Coca-Cola commercial by Billy Davis
 and Bill Backer:
   http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/ccmphtml/colaadv.html]

I'd like to ruin Numenor
In its glory and pride
Raise flying beasts and foul Orc meats
And giant Olog-Hai

I'd like to build a Barad-Dur
Of everlasting stone
I'd like to make the world a ring
And name it as my own