SARUMAN, NO
to the tune of CAROLINE, NO by Brian Wilson and Tony Asher
Performed by the Beach Boys
As sung by Wormtongue to Saruman (in Book IV)

Monday, August 7, 2000 by William H. Hsu

[They will gnaw one another with songs...]

Where did your power go
Where's the wizard that I used to know
Now your great voice sounds like a crow's
Oh, Saruman no

Gandalf's broken your staff
I remember how you used to laugh
"He'll always fail!", but that's not true
Oh, Saruman you

Make me cringe
I want to go and cry
Now with this crystal ball I'll let fly
How I wish they'd die

Curse those Ents all to death and dreck
They've made you a many-colored wreck
Must you always taunt me and abuse me so
Oh, Saruman no...

--
"Yon Grima hath a lean and hungry look."