WE'RE TOO SLIPPERY
to the tune of I'M TOO SEXY, performed by Right Said Fred
(as sung by Gollum)

Saturday, January 8, 2000 by William H. Hsu

We're too slippery for our friends, too slippery for our friends
Friends going to leave us

We're too slippery for Nana, too slippery for Nana
She bade us ta-ta
And we're too slippery for our clan, too slippery for our clan
To Moria we ran

And we're too slippery for hobbitses, too slippery for hobbitses
No way we're helping Baggins

We're invisible, you know what we mean
And we kills little Orcs with the Precious
Yeah with the Precious, with the Precious yeah
We kills little Orcs with the Precious

We're too slippery for the Elves, too slippery for the Elves
They can goes to hell
We wants the Precious, wants the Precious, yeah
We'll follow the thieves for the Precious

Too slippery for our---
Too slippery for our---
Too slippery for our---

Oh, we're sneaky, you know what we mean
And we'll do anything for the Precious
Yeah for the Precious, for the Precious yeah
We wants a little glimpse of the Precious

We're too slippery for Shelob, too slippery for Shelob
Poor Gollum, poor Smeagol
We're too slippery for Baggins, too slippery for Baggins
We've got the Precious!

And we're too slippery for this world...