The Red Songbook of Westmarch

Bagronk the Happy Orc

• "Mrs. Giant Spider": to the tune of "Mr. Tambourine Man" (Bob Dylan) - Sat 15 Feb 2003

Banazir (William H. Hsu)

• "The Silmarillion": to the tune of "The Inquisition" (Mel Brooks, History of The World: Part I) - Fri 26 Nov 1999
• "Sauron": to the tune of "Gaston" (Walt Disney Movies' Beauty and the Beast: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) - Sun 28 Nov 1999
• "Finding The Master Ring": to the tune of "Building A Mystery" (Sarah MacLachlan, Surfacing) - Mon 06 Dec 1999
• "Precious": to the tune of "Possession" (Sarah MacLachlan, Fumbling Towards Ecstasy) - Tue 07 Dec 1999
• "My Ring Will Go On": to the tune of "My Heart Will Go On" (Celine Dion, Titanic: Music from the Motion Picture) - Thu 30 Dec 1999
• "Orc Raid!": to the tune of "Rawhide!" (The Blues Brothers: Original Soundtrack Recording) - Sat 01 Jan 2000
• "Minas Tirith Sunrise": to the tune of "Tequila Sunrise" (The Eagles, Desperado) - Sat 01 Jan 2000
• "Every Jewel You Make": to the tune of "Every Move You Make" (The Police, Synchronicity) - Sun 02 Jan 2000
• "Living in Beleriand": to the tune of "Living in America" (James Brown, Living in America) - Tue 04 Jan 2000
• "Númenor, Goodbye": to the tune of "American Pie" (Don McLean, American Pie) - Sat 08 Jan 2000
• "Quenta Silmarillion": to the tune of "Karma Chameleon" (Culture Club, Colour by Numbers) - Sat 08 Jan 2000
• "We're Too Slippery": to the tune of "I'm Too Sexy" (Right Said Fred, Up) - Sat 08 Jan 2000
• "Fly, You Fools!": to the tune of "Chain of Fools" (Aretha Franklin, Lady Soul) - Sat 08 Jan 2000
• "In The Year 3019": to the tune of "In The Year 2525" (Zager and Evans, 2525 (Exordium and Terminus)) - Sat 08 Jan 2000
• "I'd Like to Make The World A Ring": to the tune of "I'd Like to Teach The World to Sing" (The New Seekers) - Sat 08 Jan 2000
• "This Sapphire Ring": to the tune of "This Diamond Ring" (Gary Lewis and the Playboys, This Diamond Ring) - Sun 16 Jan 2000
• "The Song of Mîm": to the tune of "Stayin' Alive" (The Bee-Gees, Stayin' Alive: 1983 Film Soundtrack) - Mon 17 Jan 2000
• "Heat It": to the tune of "Beat It" (Michael Jackson, Thriller) - (MIDI) - Mon 17 Jan 2000
• "Eru (The Miruvor Song)": to the tune of "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)" (Harry Belafonte, Calypso) - Wed 19 Jan 2000
• "Ringless": to the tune of "Shameless" (Billy Joel, Storm Front; Garth Brooks, Ropin' The Wind) - Sat 22 Jan 2000
• "The Eldarin Ladies' Anthem": to the tune of "Any Man of Mine" (Shania Twain, The Woman in Me) - Sun 23 Jan 2000
• "Frodo": to the tune of "Layla" (Eric Clapton, Unplugged) - Sun 30 Jan 2000
• "While The Valar Gently Weep": to the tune of "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" (The Beatles, The Beatles (aka The White Album)) - Sun 13 Feb 2000
• "Rock Me Feanaro": to the tune of "Rock Me Amadeus" (Falco, Falco 3) - Sat 19 Feb 2000
• "Bombadil": to the tune of "Barbara Ann" (The Beach Boys, Made in The U.S.A.) - Tue 22 Feb 2000
• "Master Gandalf's Lowly Hobbit Band": to the tune of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" (The Beatles, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band) - Tue 29 Feb 2000
• "Rock at Six-O-Clock": to the tune of "Rock Around the Clock" (Bill Haley and The Comets, The Best of Bill Haley and His Comets) - Mon 03 Apr 2000
• "I Don't Want to Miss The Ring": to the tune of "I Don't Want to Miss A Thing" (Aerosmith, Armageddon: The Album) - (remote mirror) - Sun 09 Apr 2000
• "Ring Damage": to the tune of "Brain Damage" (Pink Floyd, Dark Side of The Moon) - Sat 15 Apr 2000
• "Lord of The Rings": to the tune of "King of The Road" (Roger Miller, King of The Road: The Genius of Roger Miller) - Sun 16 Apr 2000
• "Palantír": to the tune of "Maneater" (Hall and Oates, H2O) - Thu 20 Apr 2000
• "The Man Song": to the tune of "Smooth" (Carlos Santana, Supernatural) - Sun 02 Jul 2000
• "Dwarves": to the tune of "War" (Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band, Live 1975 - 1985) - Thu 03 Aug 2000
• "Saruman, No": to the tune of "Caroline, No" (The Beach Boys, Pet Sounds) - Mon 07 Aug 2000
• "When I'm Eleventy-Four": to the tune of "When I'm Sixty-Four" (The Beatles, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band) - Sat 29 Dec 2001
• "The Last Alliance (Figwit's Song)": to the tune of "The Last Time" (Eurythmics, Revenge) - Mon 22 Apr 2002
• "Where In Ea Is Ms. Ungwe Liante?": to the tune of Where In The World is Carmen Sandiego?" (Rockapella) - Wed 05 Mar 2003
• "U.R.U.K.": to the tune of "Y.M.C.A." (The Village People) - (audio recording by Denise Plourde: Part I | Part II) - Sun 17 Aug 2003
• "Elder Days": to the tune of "Glory Days" (Bruce Springsteen) - Fri 31 Dec 2004
• "Errantry (Have A Nice Age)": to the tune of "Have A Nice Day" (Jon Bon Jovi) - Sat 31 Dec 2005
• "Greedy Tacky People": to the tune of "Shiny Happy People (R.E.M.) - Sun 31 Dec 2006  

Denise Plourde

Dlanod the Sparkly Nazgûl

• "Without Me": to the tune of "Without Me" (Eminem) - Wed 05 Feb 2003
• "With or Without You": to the tune of "With or Without You" (U2) - Thu 13 Feb 2003

Ecthelion

• "Where The Shadows Lie": to the tune of "American Pie" (Don McLean) - Sat 29 Jul 2000

Gondhir (Graham Lockwood), Dwarf Lord of the Locked Wood

• "Back in The S-H-I-RE": to the tune of "Back in The U.S.S.R." (The Beatles) - Mon 28 Jul 2003
• "Ring of Power": to the tune of "Ring of Fire" (Johnny Cash) - Tue 02 Sep 2003

Hashberry (Mia Kalogjera, aka Jereeza the Belly-Dancing Nazgûl)

• "First We Take Isengard": to the tune of "First We Take Manhattan" (Leonard Cohen) - Thu 02 Dec 1999
• "Stabbed by Nazgûl": to the tune of "Kiss from A Rose" (Seal) - Sat 01 Jan 2000

Menelvagor

• "'Rog Around the Clock": to the tune of "Rock Around the Clock" (Bill Haley and the Comets) - Sun 30 Jun 2002

Michael Cole

• "Werewolves of Angband": to the tune of "Werewolf in London" (Warren Zevon) - Thu 13 Feb 2003

O. Sharp, Keeper of the Flying Moose of Nargothrond, Tolkien parodist extraordinaire

• "I'm Dreaming of A Black Downfall": to the tune of "I'm Dreaming of A White Christmas" (Bing Crosby) - Sat 09 Sep 2000

Öjevind Lång, Agent D6 of TEUNC, Were-Boar of Fennoscandia

• "Good Moria Good Moria": to the tune of "Good Morning Good Morning" (The Beatles) - Tue 17 Oct 2000
• Don Celeborno (Il Burlador de Caras Galadon): an opera based upon Don Giovanni o l'empio punito (Mozart and Da Ponte) - (local mirror) - Mon 06 Nov 2000

Pradera, Shogun of Balrog Cuttings

• "Nobody Rules Them Better" - Sat 06 Jul 2002
• "Come on, Denny, Light That Pyre" - Sat 06 Jul 2002
• "Big, Ugly Half-Orcs"
• "Half a Nazgul"
• "Frodo"
• "Master in A Cobweb"
• "Sauron Is Dead"
• "Reel around Telperion"
• "Trollish Lady"

Raven (Jon Lennart Beck)

• "Back in The West": to the tune of "Back in The USSR" (The Beatles)
• "Bilbo's Story": to the tune of "Nice to Be Here" (The Moody Blues)
• "The Elven-Queen in My Mind": to the tune of "Visions of Paradise" (The Moody Blues)
• "Frodo Baggins I Presume": to the tune of "Dr. Livingstone I Presume" (The Moody Blues)
• "Galadriel's Defense": to the tune of "I Shot The Sheriff" (Bob Marley)
• "Gandalf": to the tune of "Mother" (Pink Floyd)
• "Grey Ship Sailing": to the tune of "Moonlight Shadow" (Mike Oldfield)
• "Istar Whom We Loved": to the tune of "Legend of A Mind" (The Moody Blues)
• "The Land of Arnor": to the tune of "Down Under" (Men At Work)
• "Gollum's Little Helper": to the tune of "Mother's Little Helper" (The Rolling Stones)
• "Saruman's Empty Threats": to the tune of "Playing With Fire" (The Rolling Stones)
• "Silvan Song": to the tune of "Voices in The Sky" (The Moody Blues)
• "Snaga's Secret Warsong": to the tune of "British Marching Song"
• "Song of Elwing": to the tune of "Heaven Is A Place on Earth" (Belinda Carlisle)
• "Tar-Minastir's Lament": to the tune of "Dona Dona" (Bob Dylan)
• "Twenty Rings": to the tune of "Sixteen Tons" (Merle Travis)
• "Wish You Were Free": to the tune of "Wish You Were Here" (Pink Floyd)

Revo

• "Frodo from The Block": to the tune of "Jenny from The Block" (Jennifer Lopez) - Sun 29 Dec 2002

Stevie Ray Vonnegut

• "Mr. Mordor Red Eye": to the tune of "American Pie" (Don McLean) - Sun 12 Mar 2000

Tamfiiris C. Glorulokë

• "Dark": to the tune of "Spark" (Tori Amos) - Thu 02 Dec 1999

Tripitaka Dharmâcârya aka Sanzang Fuoshi aka Hsüan-tsang (David Salo)

• "Surfing on the Strand (from I Falassioni)": to the tune of "Surfing U.S.A." (The Beach Boys) - Wed 23 Dec 1998
• "Lothlorien Elves (from I Falassioni)": to the tune of "California Girls" (The Beach Boys) - Wed 23 Dec 1998
• "Baby 'Rog": to the tune of "Teddy Bear" (Elvis Presley) - Mon 01 Jul 2002
• "House of Tyope" - Tue 30 Jul 2002
• "Ring-Bearer": to the tune of "Night Fever" (The Bee Gees) - Sun 12 Jan 2003

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